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Not really Jan-Marie, I live a on a big housing estate with a normal back garden approx 10m x 10m. I’ve kept one far corner of it as “theirs” where I have 2 hog houses in shade and I never disturb it. Their food & water is in the middle of the lawn where I can keep an eye on the horrors. They have 5 routes into the back garden from neighbours or the front. It’s pretty much a “normal” estate garden.

According to my neighbour hogs have been around since the estate was built on farmland 20 years ago so there was clearly a large population of them then ( I dread to think what the hogs went through during construction).

Since I moved in this garden has become their operational HQ where they plan their insurrectionist activities and there are rumours of there being huge hedgehog command & control bunker under my lawn where they stash their ill gotten gains and conduct testing of their latest technological advances like transporter beams, warp drives, cloaking devices and cyber warfare.