Yes the hogs around here are getting more brazen by the day too. I ventured onto the patio last night to investigate yet more thuggery and check out Simba’s new attire of yellow stripes. Despite a torch being shone in the old boy’s face at my feet, he continued giving me the ‘evil eye ‘and then calmly walked off to give his rival another bashing! Mind you, there’s no wonder he’s more bad tempered than usual, the ladies are giving him the cold shoulder in favour of his younger rivals and with his newly acquired splodges of yellow paint, his modelling career is definitely over!
Love the names for the new recruits – I think somebody’s been watching too much ‘Jeremy Kyle’ – Madge will certainly have her work cut out with that pair!